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See, that’s what the app is perfect for.

Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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phoneus

Yes, come on in!

boarofthenorth100

Ok

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phoneus

Yes, yes, come in to my cabin, watch your step please.

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boarofthenorth100

You Have A Lovely Hombe

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phoneus

Thank you, Horace. Sit, make yourself at hombe. Or would you like to play a game of Billiards in my special room over here?

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boarofthenorth100

Oh I Just Love To Play Balls

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phoneus

We’ll get along splendidly, then.

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Some wine?

boarofthenorth100

Oh Enough Chit-Chat And Lets Talk Creams.

phoneus

Go on.

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boarofthenorth100

Well I Just Love Creams. Well They Taste Good. And. Oh The Texture An-

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*Shrnf…*

Smells Of Steel.

phoneus

*All pretense and friendly affect is dropped, eyes fixing coldly on the boar*

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*Advances*

boarofthenorth100

Well I Simply Knew All A Long

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*And Horace Delivers A Series Of Funny Kicks And Rageful SMACKS To The Assailant’s Solar Plexus And Hip Bones*

phoneus

AAAAAIIIIIIIIIIEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE! DEFL…AAAA…a.aa….aaating….

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boarofthenorth100

Hm Hm Hm That Aought To Teach You Scoundrel

*Horace Turns His Handsome Snout To Face YOU*

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Rememboar: Dont Go In A Strangor’s House Or Something I Forget