he just filled out the form as if UPS had moved from its atlanta headquarters to his chicago apartment, and the postal service just started delivering all of UPS’s mail to him, including corporate credit cards and at least $58k in checks
i used to look like this
i honestly don’t understand why i have never been asked to work for buzzfeed. i would make an article called “25 microwave meals that are easy mac macaroni cup”
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hi i'm trying to make enough for our rent this week and enough to get some small groceries. my whole paycheck has to go toward my youngest daughters daycare and our electric bill and i have no other money coming in before rent is due. i have adult content to sell and i can do like advertising for your business on my accounts, tarot readings, etc. in return for help making this amount. it's due on the 1st so a slight urgency so if you just message me on here i can get you something as soon as possible and i appreciate anything at all. thank you a lot. our cashapp and venmo are unclefather
