— hookedonafeelwhennogf: my waitress was pouring me...

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Sounds perfect Wahhhh, I don’t wanna
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my waitress was pouring me more coffee and she said “sorry there such tiny cups” and I accidentally said “they sure are handsome little boys” and she just looked at me and walked away I don’t think I’m going to be able to look her in the eye for the rest of the meal or ever come back here again