officialsexyman

socialmaya

m1lfhunters

postpunkenjoyer

please baby come back I promise I won't transmit horrific images into your mind via our psychic bond anymore

officialsexyman

boyboobs

headshot is beautiful name for a baby girl

officialsexyman

tilthat

TIL that the raeson why water doesnt enter our buttholes when we fart or spread our asscheeks arbitrarily is because, is because the human body is engineered after the principle of the submarine, who is also doesnt the water doesnt enter his butthole when he enlarges rectum to shoot tortilas

via reddit.com

e-hoomalu

?????????????????????

arsillanola

oregonnukesailor

midnightmacaroni

screenshotsofdespair

cumaeansibyl

fuck I left mine in the jar by the door

geniusoflove

papayajuan2019

avvocarlo

get turned small idiot 

fuckingponydrugs

yummyinmytumbly

Activated Charcoal Fish and Chips

toastpotent

black shits on some tubby custard

greghouse

radiation

never gonna stop thinking about this

iwishnightmarewasmydad

shinolavolume1

My pet bacteria just walked into a puddle of hand sanitizer and died

zackisontumblr

blissfuloverdoze

bogleech

longseasons

babybear

newborn babies when theyre hungry and their mom isnt in the room and they think she stopped existing bc no object permanence

theymightbegiants-nightcore-240p

mujerdeojosnegros

ant-diary

theymightbegiants-nightcore-240p

jame7t

women can use a weird power

jame7t

STOP USING IT ON ME!!!

r0zeclawz

female beam lol

beatlesweatles

memewhore

If my kids are straight I am going to be so disappointed