Jun 19

rapewhistled:

rodneykong:

YOU EVER BE PEEING IN A URINAL AND A DUDE COMES UP AND PEES IN THE ONE NEXT TO YOU DUDE MY PEE LITERALLY FREEZES UP IT WONT COME OUT UNTIL HE LEAVES

even worse when the dude comes up and starts pissin in the same urinal im using like No Manners

(via instagrampa)

when i’m famous the first thing i will buy with my money is this

not cam’ron. just the whole thing without the man. flip phone and everything.

(Source: sea-panties)

what men say when my crew roll up

(Source: 4colorful1s)

i scream a lot during video games. things like “GET FUCKED BREH” and “DEAD BEAT DAD GET OFF YOUR XBOX AND FEED YOUR KIDS”

• me: SWAT
• me: you know what that stands for? sucking weiners and nuts
• me: wait
• me: that spells swan

microwavepizzaoven:

i literally just learned that giving a blow job does not involve blowing into the penis

she just tried to tell me a blowjob was when you blew the penis up like a balloon animal

Jun 18

http://thepiratebay.sx/torrent/4943554/RuPaul_s_Drag_Race_Season_1 a link to season 1 torrent

wimpynoodle:

the lizard

(Source: ratclub, via pajamagrams)

listenin to yeezus and week drinkin

Anonymous asked: why can i feel my heart beat

is this a real question

littlestlamb:

chickensandwich:

I HAD TO RIDE PUBLIC TRANSIT EARLIER AND I WATCHED SOMEONE PULL OFF THEIR WHOLE TOENAIL 

an unfor-toe-nate scene indeed…

(Source: chickensandwich, via slytherfoot)

• mom: magic mike is porn for 40 year old lady porn
• me: are you saying that i can't enjoy male strippers? are you saying that i can't like a lil dangalang in my face from time to time?

i got my hands on season 1 of drag race. now i just need to find a website to upload the episodes and i will help millions of people.