May 2013
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this is nasty stop reading right here
alright so this girl from high school was having sex with someone and a TINY ORGAN FELL OUT OF HER BODY THAT LOOKED LIKE MEWTWO AND SHE JUST PUSHED IT BACK UP INSIDE HER LIKE THAT HAPPENS A LOT
when i heard this story i just yelled “YOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO” and fell asleep
THE ONE THING THAT FIT ME WAS RIPPED IM BOUT TO HULK SMASH
Me: is there is something I should have
Mom: a job?
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Anonymous asked: Hey seybold, do you smoke maryjewana?
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Anonymous asked: Five things: Fiscal conservatism, Tom Petty, anal beads, anAL BEADS ANAL BEAds anal beads anala beans
what are the top five Things you associate with me
ny: what do you want to do
me: fuck my butt
me: i forgot who you were for a second
i’m such a needy bitch but in the same breath i don’t need anybody
Ny: would you suck a penis for....
Caleb: for $50, 000
Me: we weren't even talking about money
Ny: I was going to say if it was life or death
In the 6th grade, my bestfriend and I thought chamillionaire was dead so we waited all day during school and then ran home from the bus stop to google and see if he was dead. And ask jeeves told us that he died in 2002 and I cried.
I called my CROTCH THE GUTTER AND I TOLD SOMEONE TO GET OUT OF IT
thepoopqueen:
thegodamill:
Dictionary definition of rape: forced sexual contact
Feminist definition of rape: accidental eye contact
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Anonymous asked: so ur 18?
Anonymous asked: Aren't you like 14..
I send some pretty cute drunk texts
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he wanna see my booty in HD
No but seriously im about to cry because a bird is attacking
Im bout to let it rip on this bird
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some of you are out here acting like i’m your baby mother or something always asking me “WHERE ARE YOU” and “YOU WERE SUPPOSED TO BE HOME AN HOUR AGO, YOU’RE A DEAD BEAT”
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python57:
i love snoopy and so does my sister both of us would die for anything
nosdrinker:
nosdrinker:
nosdrinker:
what if everyone on earth had a boner at the same time
everyone
even women and babies
i was talking to someone about racial inequality and how some people are wrongfully jailed for their skin color and THIS GIRL FUCKING SAID “i don’t know why we don’t just let all the black people out of jail”
lil kim grabbed her grocery bag purse and ran out...
on fridays, my local news station still plays “friday” by rebecca black. this is what our ancestors fought for.
i have like 13 bug bites from being outside for so long
i woke up to like 30 text messages from last night, girls harassing me…..these girls think i won’t drop a bitch smh
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Anonymous asked: how many guys have you fucked?
